“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ And then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’” – Cookie Monster

Stop searching for the perfect cookie recipe.
Learn how to make any cookie recipe work for you.
Ever wondered why your cookies spread?
Why they’re cakey, dry, or don’t have the texture you wanted?
Or how to change a recipe and still get the cookie you want?
Cookie Science was written for you.
60 cookie recipes, classic, creative, and everything in between.
Fillings, toppings, smart cookies ratios, with troubleshooting and solutions.
And a lot of “wait… THAT’S why?” moments that will change the way you bake cookies for good.
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What’s Inside?
✔️ 60 cookie and filling recipes – classic favorites and creative twists, with fillings and toppings to mix, match, and build your own combinations
✔️ Tools guide – what you actually need (spoiler: you already have most of it)
✔️ Ingredient breakdown – no special ingredients, just a better understanding of the ones you use
✔️ Smart ratios – for different types of cookies, so you can bake with intention
✔️ Troubleshooting & solutions – fix what went wrong and know why
✔️ “A-ha” moments throughout – the kind that make everything finally click and change the way you bake forever

An Exclusive Pre-Order Bonus
Pre-order Cookie Science, snap a quick screenshot of your confirmation, and send it my way, to dee@onesarcasticbaker.com it’s your ticket in.
You’ll get access to five live Book Launch Zoom parties: monthly sessions with me and bakers from around the world where we bake together, talk all things baking, and I personally answer your questions.
We’re kicking things off late August and going all the way through December: peak baking (aka cookie) season, so you’ll have support, ideas, and fresh inspiration right when you need it most. Think of it as part baking class, part hangout, and 100% cookie (and baking) obsession. Offer subjects to changes and expires Sep 7 2026.
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